| 1. | Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes  |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more
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