| 1. | Men jokes  |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more
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| 6. | Men jokes  |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more
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