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| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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