| 1. | Marriage jokes  |
| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| 2. | Marriage jokes |
| A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well... more
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| 3. | Marriage jokes |
| Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.... more
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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| Hey, you just shot my wife.Im so sorry, have a shot at mine !... more
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| Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more
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| Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesnt know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens ev... more
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| "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more
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| A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more
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| 10. | Marriage jokes |
| BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more
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