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| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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