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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 565 | | | | Joke: | "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk." | | | |
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