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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 343 | | | | Joke: | A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The most beautiful one.. | | | |
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