|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 586 | | | | Joke: | A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am havinga heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call thedoctor when one of his kids run up to him and says "daddy, daddy,there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the closetdoor and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, god damn it,my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scarethe kids"!!! | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Marriage Jokes:
|
| 1. | Marriage jokes  | | If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.... more
| | 2. | Marriage jokes  | | "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more
| | 3. | Marriage jokes | | A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, Ive had a hard day. Gladys has been most diffi... more
| | 4. | Marriage jokes  | | A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To whi... more
| | 5. | Marriage jokes | | After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more
| | 6. | Marriage jokes  | | A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that... more
| | 7. | Marriage jokes | | Where did the burgers go after their wedding?On a bun-eymoon!... more
| | 8. | Marriage jokes | | A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more
| | 9. | Marriage jokes | | They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, th... more
| | 10. | Marriage jokes | | A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more
|
|
|
