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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 196 | | | | Joke: | "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old business of opposites attract,"was the reply. "He wasnt pregnant and I was." | | | |
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