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| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more
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| 2. | Marriage jokes  |
| Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, its not so hot.... more
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| A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the... more
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| NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more
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| A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well... more
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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
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| If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.... more
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| "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more
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