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| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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