| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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