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| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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