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| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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