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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 800 | | | | Joke: | "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him." | | | |
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