| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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