| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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