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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 635 | | | | Joke: | "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, Ill take two." | | | |
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