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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:197
 
Joke:A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted."Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "Youve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
 
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