| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes  |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| 6. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 7. | Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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