| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 2. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 6. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 7. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 9. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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