| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 2. | Lawyer jokes  |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes  |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 6. | Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 7. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 9. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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