| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 6. | Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 7. | Lawyer jokes |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 9. | Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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