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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 2. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 7. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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