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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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