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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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