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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 2388 | | | | Joke: | "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers.""Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet." | | | |
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