| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 2. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes  |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 6. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 7. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 9. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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