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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 2. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 4. | Lawyer jokes  |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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