| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 2. | Lawyer jokes |
| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| 3. | Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| 5. | Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 10. | Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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