| 1. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 6. | Lawyer jokes  |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 8. | Lawyer jokes  |
| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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