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| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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