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| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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