| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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