| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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