| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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