| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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