| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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