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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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