| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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