| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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