| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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