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| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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