| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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