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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:1 stars     
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Joke:You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for your cooperation.
 
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