| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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