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| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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