| 1. | Frog jokes  |
| Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more
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| 2. | Frog jokes |
| What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !... more
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| 3. | Frog jokes |
| What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !... more
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| 4. | Frog jokes |
| What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... more
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| 5. | Frog jokes |
| Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !... more
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| 6. | Frog jokes |
| What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !... more
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| 7. | Frog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... more
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| 8. | Frog jokes |
| What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !... more
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| 9. | Frog jokes |
| Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more
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| 10. | Frog jokes |
| What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !... more
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