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| Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?A: Because he didnt want them shitting in the streets during parad... more
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| 2. | Dirty jokes |
| Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.... more
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| 3. | Dirty jokes |
| Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled ou... more
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| 4. | Dirty jokes |
| What do hookers do on their night off: type?... more
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| 5. | Dirty jokes |
| Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?Your wife will always blow your bonus!... more
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| 6. | Dirty jokes |
| Question: Why do men always give their penis a name?Answer: Because they dont want a stranger making 95 percent of their... more
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| 7. | Dirty jokes |
| What is the definition of making love? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.... more
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| 8. | Dirty jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.... more
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| 9. | Dirty jokes |
| Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?A: "Funny, you dont feel Jewish."... more
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| 10. | Dirty jokes |
| I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, Ill only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?... more
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