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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 2. | Men jokes |
| Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Wo... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more
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| 6. | Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will prob... more
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