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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "Whats that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesnt get wet." "Where did you get it?" the other lady asked. "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. "It doesnt matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. | | | |
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