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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 687 | | | | Joke: | "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stopdrinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught mehow to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, evenhow to invest in the stock market.""Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarkedhis friend."Im not bitter. Now that Im so improved, she just isnt good enough for me." | | | |
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