| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 10. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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