| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| 7. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| 8. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| 9. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| 10. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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